Don't get me wrong, my boss is pretty awesome. But the following list of work commandments from the Hotfessional solidified that she is someone whose work attitude is one that meshes so very nicely with mine.
- Thou shall not have speakerphone conversations with thy door open and thy volume turned to high.
- Thou shall not make for yourself smelly lunches and leave the trash in thy trashcan to stink all afternoon.
- Thou shall not take the name of thy boss or coworkers in vain unless thou are willing to dish all of the details.
- Remember the quitting time, to keep it holy.
- Honor thy administrative assistant and mail clerk.
- Thou shall not leave the copy machine empty of paper.
- Thou shall not take the last cup from the coffee pot at 9 a.m.without making new.
- Thou shall not steal your co-worker’s very favorite pen.
- Thou shall not erase the whiteboard that clearly states “Do not Erase” - asshole.
- Thou shall not take credit for something thou did not do; thou shall not sabotage another’s efforts, nor refuse to give information, nor refuse to suggest another time for a meeting thou cannot make, nor covet thy neighbor’s office, nor her administrative assistant, nor her chair, nor her coat hangers, nor anything that is thy neighbor’s.
Who am I to argue with that?
Smooches. (Oh, wait, is it wrong to kiss a potential employee/co-worker?)
Oh well, if loving you is wrong...
;-)
Posted by: Ree | June 06, 2009 at 09:55 PM